80+ Weirdest Stock Photos You Won’t Be Able To Unsee

From a grandma teaching a group of blond children the secrets of "stab between the fingers" to a female version of Adolf Hitler peeling potatoes, the photographers behind these shots were probably trying a bit too hard.

Stock photos are made to be sold but it’s impossible to think anyone would buy these.

Don’t get us wrong, we do appreciate all the work that went into producing these pictures. We just think that each of them should have an in-depth description, explaining what is going on in these photos.

Scroll down to see this weird collection of stock photos yourself!

#1 Grandma Teaches Blond Children Important Life Lessons

#2 Guy Reaches Through Computer Screen And Types Backwards While A Surprised Cat Looks Off Into The Distance

#3 “A Centaur Has Met The Wrong Half. He Was Very Puzzled.”

#4 Cat With A Bouquet At The Feet Of Mistress

#5 Woman Throwing Spaghetti In A Forest

#6 This Proposal

#7 Excuse Me Miss, But That’s My D You’re Sitting On

#8 Umm, Yeah, I Think We Found The Murderer

#9 “Hey Lady, Your Computer Isn’t Even Switched On”

#10 This Boy Installing The Newest Piece Of Software

#11 Cat Snake Cooking A Magical Potion

#12 Should I Call The Ambulance Already? (Notice The Hand)

#13 Hitler With Potatoes And A Picnic Blanket Looking Dress

#14 No Potatoes While I’m Working Please

#15 Need To Get Home Before The Storm, But I’m Hitting All The Cat Lights

#16 Male Human Holds His Blobfish

#17 I Searched For “A Large Bird” On Google And Was Not Disappointed

#18 Lol Stop Struggling And Let Me Stab U

#19 Drinking And Driving Taken To A Whole New Level

#20 “Hacker” Stockphotos Are The Best

#21 Catanic Featuring Leornado Dicatrio And Cate Winslet

#22 Goodbye You Slimey Freak

#23 How To Keep Your Kids Safe On The Internet

#24 Memory Loss Is More Painful Than You Might Think

#25 Real Art

#26 She’s Just A Little Moody, Now Get The F*cking Pickles

#27 Just Taking A Bath

#28 Child Breaks The Fourth Dimension And Creates A Loophole, Sending His Legs Into A Different Dimension And Breaking His Back, All While Laughing About It.

#29 Woman Tackling A Mugger Who Forgets He Has Two Hands

#30 African American Snake At Job Interview

#31 Old Man Uses Toilet Paper As Binoculars

#32 Asian Woman Spits On A Cock

#33 Sad Man No Stop Oil

#34 Dead Chickens Dancing On Earth

#35 Bald Man Chisels His Way Into Your Privacy

#36 This Is A Search Result For “Evolution” – Pretty Much Sums It Up

#37 Doctor Has A Special Advice For You

#38 A Young Boy Trying To Kill Himself With A Barcode Scanner

#39 A Man Stands With Two Gourds In Hand, Wearing Nothing But A Speedo

#40 Man With A Cake As A Pillow

#41 Man Has Relax Time Inside Of Washing Machine

#42 Potassium Just Goes Right Through Me

#43 “Lemme Help You Out With That!”

#44 Man Photoshopped Onto Egg

#45 This

#46 Man In Awe Of Some Guy Peeing

#47 The Unconventional Birth Of A Pineapple

#48 If You Rub This Potato On Your Skin, You’ll Live Forever!

#49 What We Need Is A Picture Of A Blindfolded Woman In Lingerie Holding A Pomegranate With A Octopus On It. Oh And Could You Set Up A Mirror In The Corner Showing Another Woman Sulking? Perfect. Thanks

#50 Bare Chested Man With Tattoos, Wearing Butterfly Wings

#51 Disgusted Dietitian Nutritionist Checking Examine Sweet Roll Bun With Stethoscope. Because Why Not?

#52 Stock Photos Of A Hostage Except The Girl Unable To Pretend She’s Not Into It

#53 Melon Man.

#54 Why Istock? I Searched “Finance”. Came Up In The First Page Of Results

#55 Still In Denial About His Hair Loss

#56 Young Girl Glued To The Wall With Duct Tape, So Daddy Can Relax And Have A Beer

#57 “I Asked You How You Like Your Eggs!”

#58 Car Salesman Won’t Take No For An Answer

#59 Average Rooftop Rainday Showdown

#60 Like The Father So The Son

#61 Soccer Mom

#62 Stock Photos You Wish You Could Use

#63 Electric Carrot

#64 “I Get It, You Vape”

#65 Contemplating Corn

#66 Ajit Pai Attempts To Destroy The Internet

#67 How Did Stock Photos Beat Bojack To This Scene?

#68 Large Pants

#69 Disturbed Teenager Grinding Carrots

#70 Astronaut Asking For Wishes From A Horse Genie

#71 Chasing Streaker Through Head Cabbage Field

#72 This Woman, Who Is Checking Out Her Own Ass Which Has Been Cut Off From The Rest Of Her Body

#73 Moving Out

#74 Oh No Not Santa

#75 This Man Not Quite Realising The Situation He Is In

#76 I “Kneed” To Know What Is Going On Here!

#77 Uppercunt

#78 Happy Older Couple Selects Perfect Elephant Butt Replica

#79 This Nun Praying To The Celestial Being Of The Seas

#80 A Dwarf Hairless Rat Unzips Her Friend To Reveal A Crested Gecko Underneath


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