Not every job we take is as satisfying as we want it to be, it gets really frustrating when your good for nothing boss piles up loads of work for you and give you unpaid leaves when you are truly sick. The only solution left is resignation, here we have 10 super funny and savage resignation letters that might come in handy to you someday!
Letter on an iced cake!
And the letter says, “I hereby give notice of my resignation, in order that I may devote my time and energy to my family, and to my cake business which has grown steadily over the past few years.”
Now, that’s a polite one!
When you have been watching ‘Pirates of the Caribean’ just too many times, you would want to become one someday, don’t you? Whatever works to convinces you to take my resignation!
Well, that was harsh!
When you know you gotta run away as soon as you see an opportunity, you can just resign anywhere you can write it down!
This guy is being way too apologetic!
When you just lose it, never mind the handwriting you just go on a rant thinking your resignation might make your boss feel guilty!
Now that’s a savage way to leave!
And the savage resignation error says, “The designer you treat like shit has quit unexpectedly. Your company and other employees are not affected. Click renegotiate to discuss terms for the new contract. Click HR to find out how badly you fucked up.”
A much cheaper way, for your cheap boss!
Seeing as I no longer work at Pavillions in 1 hour and 20 min. I think it’s time to write up my official #resignationletter and post it!
Couldn’t be any more beautiful!
How poetic can it get, “May we, in some distant future time, be reunited in that Great Office Supply Store in the Sky, and sell office supplies happily there, for all eternity to come.”
You know why I want to resign?
The letter says, “When my money is not enough to use, I become unhappy. When I become unhappy, I will eat a lot. When I eat a lot, I will get fat. When I get fat, it will affect your company’s image. When your company’s image is affected, your business [is] not good. When you[r] business [is] not good, you become unhappy. You see, sir it’s a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good, because I care for you, sir.”
The resignation on Reddit!
The letter says, “As Lord Nercomere gains power, it is my responsibility to unify our solar system under the Sword of Light. I must defend with cunning, courage and wit. I leave tomorrow for the outer rim, where I shall become reunited with the Righteous Seven, my interstellar kinsmen. We will not survive, but we must ensure that our galaxy lives on. If this is my last written correspondence, tell my family I love them dearly and to live on. To live proudly.”
Resignation with mixed feelings!
“I used to think Groundhog Day was a comedy. It is now a terrifying documentary in my eyes.”