1. This is a pretty shitty way to start the day:
2. Then there's this unfortunate parking mishap:
They all parked on ice, and it cracked.
3. That poor pizza:
4. And also those poor shoes:
5. Fuck:
6. Poor kid:
7. Does this mean lives won't be saved:
8. Well, shit:
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9. Don't throw your Christmas trees out the window:
10. Tries to cook once:
11. This gives seasoned chicken a whole new meaning:
12. Uhhh, this shouldn't happen:
13. Yeah, this guy fucked up big time:
14. This is something you never want to happen:
15. If you fail try, try, and still fail:
16. But, wait, HELP:
17. Lastly, maybe a different mechanic can fix this:
