21 Facts That Are As Insane As They Are Short

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Babies can't dream

1. Birds don't pee.

They dont even have a urethra to do it everything goes out the booty

They don't even have a urethra to do it — everything goes out the booty.


2. Eggplants contain nicotine.

But youd have to eat 20 pounds of them in order to get the nicotine effect of a cigarette

But you'd have to eat 20 pounds of them in order to get the nicotine effect of a cigarette.


3. Babies can't dream.

Neuroscientists believe dreaming starts around age 4 or 5

Neuroscientists believe dreaming starts around age 4 or 5.


4. Stars eat planets.

If a planets orbit comes too close to a stargame over

If a planet's orbit comes too close to a star...game over.


5. Fergie voiced Sally.

Shes one of two dozen performers who have lent their voice to Charlie Browns sister her turn was in the 80s long before she was famous for her music

She's one of two dozen performers who have lent their voice to Charlie Brown's sister — her turn was in the '80s, long before she was famous for her music.


6. Turtles masturbate.

21 Facts That Are As Insane As They Are Short

So do walruses, porcupines, and elephants. And humans.


7. Jellyfish can evaporate.

Theyre 98 water so getting washed up on the beach is bad news

They're 98% water, so getting washed up on the beach is bad news.


8. Gold is edible.

But dont eat your gold jewelry its cut with lots of inedible metals

But don't eat your gold jewelry — it's cut with lots of inedible metals.


9. Monkeys sometimes floss.

Theyll use anything from bird feathers to blades of grass to get the job done

They'll use anything from bird feathers to blades of grass to get the job done.


10. McDonald's does weddings.

According to Business Insider a McDonalds wedding package will set you back anywhere from 373 to 1290 but theyre only available in Hong Kong for now

According to Business Insider, a McDonald's wedding package will set you back anywhere from $373 to $1,290 — but they're only available in Hong Kong for now!


11. Saturn rains diamonds.

Scientists estimate about a thousand tons of diamonds rain down on Saturn every year each up to a centimeter wide Oh and Jupiter rains diamonds too

Scientists estimate about a thousand tons of diamonds rain down on Saturn every year — each up to a centimeter wide. Oh, and Jupiter rains diamonds, too!


12. Dolphins name themselves.

Dolphins have unique whistles and their fellow dolphin friends will mimic that whistle to get their attention Dolphin researchers believe this whistle is their version of having a name

Dolphins have unique whistles — and their fellow dolphin friends will mimic that whistle to get their attention. Dolphin researchers believe this whistle is their version of having a name.

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13. Swearing relaxes people.

21 Facts That Are As Insane As They Are Short

It might seem counterintuitive, but studies indicate that yelling a good "Fuck!" can actually calm you down.


14. Mangoes get sunburns.

It ruins a lot of crops

It ruins a lot of crops!


15. Horses can't vomit.

Their bodies simply arent built for it Kinda lucky

Their bodies simply aren't built for it. Kinda lucky!


16. Avocados are berries.

While strawberries and raspberries are not

While strawberries and raspberries are not.


17. Lighters predate matches.

The match might seem like more primitive technology but it actually was invented three years after the lighter

The match might seem like more primitive technology, but it actually was invented three years after the lighter.


18. Sharks predate trees.

For about 50 million years the world had sharks and no trees

For about 50 million years, the world had sharks and no trees.


19. Wombats poop cubes.

Wombats mark their territory with poop and these little cubes stay in place better than your typical cylindrical shits

Wombats mark their territory with poop, and these little cubes stay in place better than your typical cylindrical shits.


20. Blood contains gold.

But before you get too excited Most bodies contain just 02 milligrams of it So dont quit your day job

But before you get too excited: Most bodies contain just 0.2 milligrams of it. So don't quit your day job!


And finally...

21. Orcas are dolphins.

21 Facts That Are As Insane As They Are Short

That's right — the so-called "killer whales" aren't even whales.

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