However, we do not doubt that things can take a creepy turn if your lover or admirer sent you one of these vintage cards. As you will see in this compilation below, folks back then had a pretty disturbing take on romance – from the most terrible puns and the creepiest illustrations, to everything else in between.
Scroll down and see for yourself:
#1. Eat your heart out. Like literally?
#2. Sounds like a pervy thing to say.
#3. This boy and his bad sausage puns.
#4. To be fair, she knows what she wants.
#5. This is really weird!
#6. Gotta observe the curfew.
#7. Didn’t even rhyme. Geez!
#8. Love your neighbor, as they say.
#9. A harassment, lawsuit waiting to happen.
#10. Creeeepy!
#11. What the heck!
#12. Childhood sweethearts, maybe? It better be.
#13. “Lonesome furnished room”
#14. The law system’s already a mess back in the days.
#15. Saddle, huh? I see what you did there.
#16. So wrong in multiple levels.
#17. Not gonna lie, this made me laugh out loud!
#18. Feminism and Valentine’s Day.
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#19. Not even a good pun.
#20. She looks creepy.
#21. This is truly cringe-worthy!
#22. “You iss.” Nuff said.
#23. Oh geez…
#24. What’s up with those eyes?
#25. I’d shore-ly slap this on your face.
#26. This epic fail of a poem.
#27. VEYOUILO?
#28. Somebody save this girl!
#29. Really, really terrible.
#30. Just stop.
#31. Seriously?
#32. Dude, go consult a doctor.
#33. This just looks so wrong.
#34. Truly awkward.
#35. Another one of those “little boy” Valentine thingies.
#36. WTF!
#37. May not be the best image to use.
