1. Whoever set up these speakers:
2. Or this router:
3. The person who rested their laptop on the stove:
4. Or whichever employee filled this printer:
5. This probably wasn't a smart place to put that candle:
6. The person who filed this claim:
7. Or whichever guy thought this would be "cool:"
8. This lazy person's dilemma:
9. The person who thought this would be a good candle holder:
10. Or that this would be a good place for chewing gum:
11. This person has cracked:
12. Or the person who literally baked their phone:
13. They clearly thought this was a touch screen:
Hint: it's not.