1. This husband, who was looking forward to a little Netflix and chill:
2. The husband at the end of this text, who has some shopping to do:
3. The husband who better not open this Tupperware:
4. This husband, who got a cold dose of reality:
5. And the husband whose wife's pregnancy brain trickled down to his lunch:
Oopsie.
6. This husband, who just got out of the doghouse:
7. This husband, who was left with no choice...literally:
8. This husband, who is getting a crash course in preggo hormones:

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9. This husband, who knew how to get back into his pregnant wife's good graces:
10. And this poor husband, who didn't:
11. This husband, who learned a tough lesson:
12. This husband, who didn't get to it first:
13. This husband, who's gonna need a sweater:
14. And this husband, whose dreams crashed into reality:
15. This husband, who gets the "best" of both worlds:
16. This husband, who will never make this mistake again:
17. And this husband, who knows deep down that she loves him, too: