2. These cats, who don’t take too kindly to being likened to savoury snacks
3.
4. This cat, who has developed a peculiar new hobby…
5. This cat, who was really looking forward to his Ben & Jerry’s
6. This cat, who has lost his faith in humanity
7. This cat, who wants your baby
8. This cat, who has been practicing judo
9. These suspicious-looking cats
10.
…You can see the guilt in their eyes
11. These cats, who have had enough of playing dress up
12.
13.
14. This cat, who has been watching so many episodes of Breaking Bad, it’s started to destroy his soul
15. This cat, who has been busy breeding devil kittens to take over the world
16. This cat, who was humiliated by a cardboard box
17. These cats, who are becoming masters of camouflage in order to carry out their evil masterplan
18.
19.
20. This cat, who thinks he’s a secret assassin
21. This cat, whose be slowly sabotaging you via social media
22. This cat, who is suffering from paranoia
23. This cat, who doesn’t like bath time
24. This cat, who just found out what happens when you get neutered
25. The mother of these kittens
26. This cat, who’s been playing too many violent video games
27. This cat, who doesn’t want you to breathe, ever again
28. This cat, who has developed supernatural powers
29. This cat, who was just born evil
30. This cat, who takes after his daddy
31. This cat, who has just been laying low, silently plotting your demise
So just remember, while your kitty might look all sweetness and light…
They’re watching you. Always.
