#1 Stay hungry.
#2 Choose a seductive pose.
#3 Show your interests.
#4 Show your unmatched fashion prowess.
#5 Role play is always excellent.
#6 Be innovative.
#7 Toilets are a fantastic pickup tool.
#8 Scenery is important.
#9 Rugs are key.
#10 Guys love a wet t-shirt.
#11 Have something unique, like a lopsided potato!
#12 Try to include as many cleaning solutions and rubber gloves as possible.
#13 Show off your femininity.
#14 Show ’em how you’ll go the extra mile even if you get there in the trunk.
#15 They should know that you bathe.
#16 Even if its not in a bath Tub…
#17 Show off your human side.
#18 You have to feel sexy to look sexy.
#19 You wanna get a little bit dirty.
#20 And a whole lot trashy.
#21 And most importantly, be yourself.
#22 Bonus: Props are always a plus.