1. Now I Know Why Your Ex Dumped You
It's never appropriate to bring up an ex in the middle of a make out session. It doesn't matter if you mention your ex or his ex, because both names should be off limits. After all, they're in your pasts for a reason.
2. Oooh, Sherlock
Unless your boyfriend's name is actually Sherlock, you don't want to utter it in between kisses. Saying the wrong name will push him further away than anything else would. After all, he's hoping that he's the only thing on your mind, especially mid-makeout. If he finds out that you've been fantasizing about another guy, then he's going to head for the door.
3. Am I Doing This Right?
Even if you've never been kissed before, you shouldn't ask him if you're doing a good job. If you are, he's going to let you know it, either by telling you or by moaning into your ear. There's no reason for you to ask the question, because it'll just make you look inexperienced. Own your kissing moves, even if you're doing them wrong.
4. This Would Be More Fun with More People
The more the merrier doesn't apply in this situation. Even though you might fantasize about kissing some of your man's friends, you can't actually have your cake and eat it, too. Unless your man is very open-minded, he's going to want to keep you all to himself.
5. Let Me Tweet This
Don't touch your phone in the middle of a make out session. It doesn't matter if you heard it beep and want to check who texted you, or if you want to take a romantic selfie of the two of you kissing. Your make out moments should be private. Don't let the world in on them.
6. Do You Accept VISA?
There are plenty of ways for you to let a man know that your make out session doesn't mean much to you, and this is one of them. Of course, if you want to keep things casual, you should tell your man before you actually lock lips. Once he tastes how delicious you are, there's no way to stop him from falling head over heels.
7. Let’s Make a Baby
Unless you've been with your partner for a few years and are actually living together, you should never bring up children in the heat of the moment. It can be a total turn off. It'll make him start to wonder if you've been taking your birth control pills or have been poking holes in the condoms. If you want to make a baby, then tell him during dinner, not during a sexy make out session.