2. Or this cross-stitch pattern with your life motto:
3. These earrings that get the point across in an adorable way:
4. This computer decal to make sure everyone at Starbucks leaves you alone:
5. This shirt to protect you everywhere while also making sure you look cute:
6. This car decal to alert everyone driving near you that you can’t be bothered:
7. And this bracelet to hopefully ward off everyone:
8. This notebook to keep track of the important things in life… like people you hate:
9. This mug, perfect for sipping your haterade:
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10. This print to hang in your home and remind everyone to please avoid interaction if at all possible:
11. This card, perfect for when you find someone you DON’T hate:
12. Or these earrings for when you can’t find anyone you like:
13. This sweatshirt for when you’re cold… but also dislike people:
14. This wall print to remind yourself that you are, in fact, great:
15. Or this bracelet that is both cute AND accurate:
16. This ring that pretty much sums up every thought you’ve ever had:
17. This necklace that serves as a reminder to pretty much always stay in bed:
18. This framed cross-stitch to welcome you home after a day of being around people:
19. And this wine glass for when all else fails:
