2. It’s about pasta by ANY MEANS NECESSARY:
3. And always carrying a backpack full of stolen toilet paper:
4. College is eating cereal with a plastic fork:
5. It’s making the most of those precious solo cups:
6. And it’s about stocking your fridge with the essentials:
7. College is a time of experimentation:
8. Of trying new things:
9. Of desperate measures:
10. And conservation:
11. College is all about being resourceful:
12. It’s about taking care of your property:
13. And learning how not to procrastinate:
14. College is a time of drastic measures:
15. A time where you truly learn the value of a bottle:
16. And a time of great ingenuity:
17. College is a time of financially sound decisions:
18. Of bold fashion choices:
19. It’s a time to learn how to hide things:
20. And a time where you learn how to cook:
21. But mostly it’s about watching your trash grow taller and taller until someone breaks and takes it out:
