Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lawrence, and more will walk home with one of them, valued at more than $200,000 — if they're willing to report them to the IRS, since gifts of this size are taxable.
Known as "Everyone Wins" prizes and provided by Distinctive Assets, a company not associated with the Academy, they include some swanky and even bizarre items: trips to Japan, Israel, and Italy, $275 toilet paper, and something known as a "Vampire Breast Lift."
Check out everything that's in the Oscar-nominee gift bags below:
Haze Dual V3 Vaporizer, $249.99

A vibrator by sex-toy company Fiera, $250

Personalized My M&M's, $300

10,000 meals at animal shelters donated by Halo, Purely for Pets in your name, $6,300

A lifetime supply of Lizora tea skin cream and cleansing bar, $31,200

A year's worth of fully loaded Audi A4 rentals, $45,000

All-inclusive trip to Israel, including two first-class tickets, a 10-day stay at a five-star hotel, meals, transportation, and a private security escort, $55,000

Photo/video service Tribute will create a video montage of your family and friends, $125

Caolion face masks and pore scrubs, $134

Antiaging Healing Saint Luminosity Skin Serum, $193

A private trip to Japan for two, including a walking tour, $54,000

10 personal-training sessions with celebrity trainer Alexis Seletzky, $900

A shopping spree from women's-clothing company Belldini, $300

ChapStick, $6

Cake bites by Chocolatines, $35

Dandi Patch underarm patch, $21

Personal shopping and delivery by Delovery, $2,000

Jewelry by Farm Wife Style, $25

Workout apparel by Fit Club TV, $6,250

Fabric cleaner by Gleener on the Go, $11.99

A three-day stay at the Golden Door Resort and Spa in San Marcos, California, $4,800

A trip to Sorrento, Italy, with a stay at the five-star Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria, $5,000

Three nights at Grand Hotel Tremezzo in the Lake Como region of Italy, $5,000
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Wine tasting at Greenhill Winery & Vineyards in Virginia, $39

Weight loss gummies by Hydroxycut, $19.88

Three fitness-training sessions with Jay Cardiello of ABC's "My Diet Is Better Than Yours," $1,400

Swiss-made toilet paper by Joseph's Toiletries, $275

A custom Lat & Lo sterling-silver necklace inscribed with the latitude and longitude coordinates to the Dolby Theater in California, $150

A reusable water bottle by Memobottle, $47

Mezcal handcrafted in San Baltazar Guelavila, Mexico, by El Silencio, $75

A Mission1 Clean Protein Bar, $5.65 per box

A phone screen protector by Phantom Glass, $59.95

Organic plant-based protein shake by Purely Inspired, $19.97

Maple syrup by Rouge Maple, $99

Makeup-brush set by Sedona Lace, $109.95

Dining plates designed for portion control by Slimware, $29.95

A home-spa collection with a wireless in-shower radio by Steamist, $5,060

Decorative and protective metal finish by Sundial Powder Coating, $500

Hairstyling products, including a blow-dryer and flatiron by Tools By Gina, $250

A metal pocket wallet by Zekkle Edge, $125

Ultherapy at 740 Park Plastic Surgery, $5,530

A "Vampire Breast Lift," $1,900

Similar to the "Vampire Facelift" made famous by Kim Kardashian, this procedure draws blood, separates out platelet-rich plasma (PRP), and then reinserts it onto the breasts to stimulate cleavage without implants. That's the idea, anyway.